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Gregory Bovino has been all over X in attempts to defend the killing of Alex Pretti.

Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino got caught in his own lie during a social media tussle with CNN’s Jake Tapper Monday morning amid a frantic posting spree.

The Trump goon has been all over X in attempts to defend the killing of Alex Pretti, repeating unfounded claims that the VA nurse was planning to massacre ICE agents.

Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino of the El Centro Sector stands amid a protest outside an ICE facility
Bovino said that the ICE agents were the “victims” of the incident that led to the killing of Alex Pretti. Jacek Boczarski/Anadolu via Getty Images

Senior political reporter at CNN, Aaron Blake, set off the mid-morning clash by first posting on X on Sunday, calling out Bovino’s tendency to lie to judges when confronted about both his and his agents’ use of excessive force against protestors.

He attached screenshots of a judge’s ruling regarding a brutal encounter in Chicago, one of the early victims of Trump’s violent revival in immigration enforcement.

Bovino said that he had tear-gassed the peaceful protestors in response to a rock being thrown at his head. According to video evidence examined by the judge, the Trump goon’s claim was fabricated.

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - NOVEMBER 5: Protesters gather outside the Everett McKinley Dirksen United States Courthouse in downtown Chicago, demanding accountability and punishment for Gregory Bovino, Commander-at-large of the U.S. Border Patrol who failed to appear in person for his scheduled court proceedings, on November 5, 2025 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jacek Boczarski/Anadolu via Getty Images)
Protestors in Chicago denounced the numerous times Bovino deployed tear gas on protestors. Anadolu/Anadolu via Getty Images

Jake Tapper then amplified the initial post by Blake with a quote from the ruling, “‘Bovino admitted in his deposition that he lied multiple times,’ wrote the judge.”

Bovino hastily replied to Jake Tapper, “Then identify the lie, Jake. No one can seem to find this mysterious ‘lie’.”

In fact, through three days of testimony and after several embarrassing stumbles, Bovino admitted that he deployed the tear gas on a whim. No rocks were thrown at his head before the unnecessary reaction to the peaceful crowd of protestors.

It seems that Bovino did not take the time to read the original thread before responding recklessly to Tapper.

Jake Tapper attends the Jake Tapper And Alex Thompson In Conversation With David Remnick: Original Sin - President Biden's 2024 Campaign at 92NY on May 27, 2025 in New York City.
CNN's Jake Tapper helped out the Trump goon by laying out the text of the judgement in a series of posts. Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images

“Happy to help, sir,” Tapper responded cheekily this morning.

He then took time to spell it out for Bovino, post by post, reiterating the judge’s ruling, noting each time Bovino lied in his deposition. ​

He added the original 233-page judges’ ruling to round out his 12-post own of Bovino. “Let me know if I can help with anything else,” he remarked at last.

This isn’t the first time in the past 24 hours that the goon, whose outfits are often compared to those of Nazis by his critics, has blundered in his rush to defend the 37-year-old nurse’s killing.

He responded to a former DHS official who was criticizing the “lawlessness, fascism, and cruelty” the federal officials were now exhibiting, prompting Bovino to falsely question his service at the agency. ​

Bovino also responded to a fabricated post from a QAnon-supporting X account claiming that singer Ted Nugent donated $100,000 to ICE, thanking him for the supposed contribution.

The black and white photo of Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino in a long SS-style trenchcoat sparked 'Nazi' memes.
The black and white photo of Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino in a long SS-style trenchcoat sparked 'Nazi' memes. X

He’s just one of the administration’s goons bungling the response to Pretti’s killing. Senior federal immigration officials have referred to DHS’s messaging as “a case study on how not to do crisis PR.”

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem during a press conference at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis, Minn., on Wednesday, January 7, 2026. Behind Noem is Border Patrol official, Gregory Bovino.
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is getting slammed by Republicans and Democrats alike for her inflammatory statements on the killing of Alex Pretti. Star Tribune via Getty Images

​White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller has gone further in his rhetoric, calling Pretti an “assassin” and a “domestic terrorist.” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has also called the VA nurse a domestic terrorist and said that he had brought his gun to “inflict maximum damage” on the ICE officers.

Videos from multiple angles contradict their statements.