PAULING STRINGS
Hegseth Hosts Reality TV Bros at Pentagon to Lecture Troops
The two media personalities have zero military experience.
Logan Paul
BEING FOLLOWED
Kai Trump Describes ‘Awkward’ Dating Around Secret Service
JAWBREAKER
Trump’s Favored Boxer Goes to Hospital After Losing Fight
BRO TIME
Logan and Jake Paul Are Now Terrorizing Fans of Reality TV
REJECTED
Logan Paul Says He Has Been Banned from Entering Egypt
HEAVYWEIGHT
Mike Tyson Climbs on Jake Paul’s Shoulders at Inaugural Ball
GAUDY GIFTS
Trump’s New Tesla and Rolex May Violate Campaign Finance Law
CRUISE CONTROL
Trump: Pilots as Beautiful as Tom Cruise Say UFOs May Exist
MAGA BOT
Trump Says He Had a Speech ‘Beautifully’ Rewritten by AI
BATTLE OF THE BROS
Schumer Asks FDA to Investigate Logan Paul’s PRIME Drink
WEDDING BELLS