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Trump Thinks He Humiliated Zelensky. He Really Humiliated the United States

MOBBED UP MORON

Trump’s Oval Office show proves he’s no Don Corleone. He’s really the Luca Brasi for mob boss Vladimir Putin.

The Trump-Putin Axis came fully out of the closet today.

The new U.S. administration has clearly embraced what might be called a “mob boss” foreign policy—because of the criminal pasts of the men who are leading it and because of the tactics they appear to favor.

In an Oval Office meeting with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky, Donald Trump and his dangerously ill-informed yes-man, JD Vance, the U.S. president pressed for a deal to squeeze mineral assets out of Ukraine in exchange for some ill-defined level of continued support for that country that could only be described as extortionate.

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Donald Trump and JD Vance raise their hands while speaking with the Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelensky.
Donald Trump and JD Vance raise their hands while speaking with Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelensky. Brian Snyder/REUTERS

Then, when Zelensky failed to fall to his knees and kiss the hem of Trump’s garments in thanks, both Trump and Vance began to try to bully Zelensky in the most thuggish and repulsive way imaginable.

It was an ugly display of foreign policy crudeness, the likes of which we have never seen in the White House. It is tempting to call it inept. But it was not. It achieved precisely the goal that Putin and Trump had long sought, to produce a public break between the United States and Ukraine that would directly and meaningfully support Russia’s illegal, brutal conquest of its neighbor.

Trump and Vance, however, were rebuffed by Zelensky in important ways. When the Americans sought to perpetuate lies that have been a staple of Kremlin propaganda and Trump campaign speeches, Zelensky stood up to them. He refuted the idea that Ukraine provoked Russia’s invasion.

Medics of the 110th Brigade of the Territorial Defence Forces provide treatment to an injured Ukrainian serviceman at a stabilisation point, amid Russia's attack on Ukraine, near a front line in Zaporizhzhia region, Ukraine December 3, 2024. REUTERS/Stringer
Trump wants us to believe that this wounded serviceman in Zaporizhzhia is not the victim of an illegal invasion by Putin. Stringer/REUTERS

He rejected the ahistorical nonsense that Putin only invaded Ukraine because he sensed former President Joe Biden’s weakness. He reminded those viewing the encounter on U.S. national television that in fact Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014 (a point on which Trump embarrassingly tried to correct him) and that the war raged for all four years Trump was in office the last time. He pointed out that he sought a diplomatic solution only to have Putin violate the terms of deals that had been struck.

With each correction Trump and Vance grew more furious and out of control. Trump vainly tried to intimidate a man who has stood up to far worse since he assumed Ukraine’s presidency. Vance criticized Zelensky for not thanking Trump publicly for…well, for what?

Trump has made it clear that he would stop U.S. support for Ukraine and that he was sympathetic to Putin, a man who has sought both to deny Ukraine’s right to exist and to wipe the country from the map.

Unsurprisingly, Zelensky was not cowed by the two-bit goons who confronted him. At the same time, while the meeting went off the rails and Trump undoubtedly felt he had done well for his audience in Red Square, Zelensky made it clear how much the world had changed since Trump has taken office.

The incident sent a message to European allies that they would have to assume a new role in their common defense now that the U.S. administration had so clearly switched its allegiance from the Atlantic Alliance it had built and led for the past 80 years to a monstrous dictator who has sought to destroy that alliance, and the United States itself.

Russian President Vladimir Putin meets with recipients of Gold Star medal of Hero of Russia following a ceremony to present state decorations to personnel of Russia's Defence Ministry and National Guard troops on the Defender of the Fatherland Day at the Kremlin in Moscow, Russia February 23, 2025. Sputnik/Mikhail Metzel/Pool via REUTERS ATTENTION EDITORS - THIS IMAGE WAS PROVIDED BY A THIRD PARTY.
Trump has sided with a monstrous regime led by a criminal who now has more reason to celebrate, as he did this week with his troops in the Kremlin. Mikhail Metzel/via Reuters

That’s right, Trump and Vance are leading the first openly and aggressively anti-U.S., anti-Western, anti-democracy foreign policy in American history. (Russians loved what they saw, with Putin ally and former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev writing on social media, “The insolent pig finally got a proper slap down in the Oval Office. And @realDonaldTrump is right: The Kiev regime is ‘gambling with WWIII.’”)

While some of the most extreme MAGA Republicans on Capitol Hill issued statements in support of the Trump-Vance performance, there was deep consternation, anger and despair not only from Democrats but also from GOP Russia hawks. Liz Cheney, for example, rightly stated “History will remember this day.”

It is surely one of the darkest days in the history of American foreign policy.

Further, while some on the right may be quietly cheering this new era of mafia-inspired testosterone-poisoned non-diplomacy, it would be a mistake to think of the Don in the White House as the Don Corleone of U.S. foreign policy. Considering where he gets his ideas and talking points and whose interests he serves, Trump is more the Luca Brasi of Putin foreign policy. Moronic muscle. An ignoramus with nukes.

But for all the embarrassment we feel at our president, we should not lose sight of the hugely embarrassing and damaging performance of JD Vance. Vance, like Trump, had virtually every fact wrong. Furthermore, he was completely out of line addressing a foreign head of state as he did, especially one who is one of the genuinely great heroes of our era and who has been fighting courageously not just on behalf of his own people, but in defense of the ideals and interests of the U.S. and our long-time European allies.

US President Donald Trump and Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky listen to Vice President JD Vance (R) as they meet in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC, February 28, 2025. Zelensky on February 28 told Trump there should be "no compromises" with Russian President Vladimir Putin as the parties negotiate to end the war after Moscow's invasion. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)
Vance proved himself out of his depth and out of line as he spoke down to Zelensky. SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images

Trump thinks he humiliated Zelensky. He did not. He humiliated the United States of America. In addition, he put us all at greater risk of further conflict in Europe by encouraging Putin.

Mob boss foreign policy will not work. It has not worked for Putin, whose violent forays have proved a disaster for the Russian military, the Russian economy, and for Russia’s international standing.

And it will not work for Trump despite his many years emulating American mobsters like John Gotti and surrounding himself with mob lawyers in mob-infested industries like gambling and real estate.

Trump is a paper tough guy. That was never more clear than on this infamous last Friday in February, when Trump revealed his decision to ally the United States with the most nefarious global criminal of our generation, Vladimir Putin, and to declare himself a lieutenant to the monstrous criminal enterprise on which Putin has focused throughout his two decades of dictatorship in Russia.

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