Zumba Instructor Busted for Brothel

Zumba instructor Alexis Wright was sentenced today to 10 months in jail for running a prostitution ring out of her fitness studio. Pretty sure the workout brand didn’t have this in mind with its motto “Ditch the Workout, Join the Party,” but court records show the 30-year-old madam operated a brothel where she secretly videotaped high-profile clients including a former mayor and a minister. Wright pocketed $150,000 over an 18-month period, all while collecting welfare. For anyone looking for a new workout routine, might we suggest Prancercise?