15 Achievable New Year’s Resolutions

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You can lose weight, quit smoking, and do practically anything else if you set the bar low enough.

Published Dec. 31 2013 5:45AM EST

Today is the day to flout statistics, probability and the space-time continuum, and decide to no longer be yourself. It’s time to put a stop all that awful you-ness.

Kelly Williams Brown

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15 Achievable New Year’s Resolutions

You can lose weight, quit smoking, and do practically anything else if you set the bar low enough.

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Kelly Williams Brown