Distracting Anatomy

AMC to Hamm: Put Your Penis Away

It’s the biggest thing to hit Madison Avenue since [insert your own joke here]. Jon Hamm loves going commando, but his producers over at AMC fear that the actor’s penchant for hanging loose has become a problem. Mad Men’s sixth season takes place in the 1960s, when tight pants were all the rage. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting,” a source told the New York Daily News, that the show’s producers had to implore him to put it away. So, dedicated Mad Men fans, start wrapping your heads around the fact that you won’t be getting a glimpse of Don’s johnson this season.