Arnold Goes Soft at Box Office

"That's enough, Arnold" —said, everyone. Box office reports Saturday revealed the new-flick The Last Stand—in which Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a washed-up lawman—was a major flop at theaters across the nation, landing at 9th place. After a year of "coming clean" about his extra-marital affair with his housekeeper, America seems to have had enough of the Terminator. ”Nobody wants to see Arnold,” one rival studio executive allegedly told reporters, while laughing. The Western was the former bodybuilder's first solo comeback to the big screen. Sometimes you really can't come home.