Politics

Give Chris Christie a Break on His Weight

FAT CHANCE

Chris Christie is taking all the hullabaloo about his body fat in stride. But really, writes Michelle Cottle, it’s the rest of us who should calm down.

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So did you hear the one about Chris Christie and the 40-foot pork roll? No? Well, give it time. You will. Because cracking wise about the New Jersey governor’s fat ass seems to have become the great American pastime.

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