If only Anthony Weiner had this guy’s creative flair. Peter Downing, chairman of the Queensland Parliament’s ethics committee, has stepped down after he was caught sexting a picture of his penis “plonked in a glass of red wine” to his mistress of two years, the Courier-Mail reports. The dick pic reportedly came with the explanation that “he wanted a Red Wine …” (“he” being his thirsty genitalia). Downing has since apologized to his family and friends for the “shame and embarrassment I have caused you” and also to his colleagues for making them look like a bunch of schmucks by virtue of the fact that they worked with him. Downing was reportedly a “serial sexter” who occasionally took lewd selfies in his parliamentary annex office.