Australian MP Sends Dick Pic

If only Anthony Weiner had this guy’s creative flair. Peter Downing, chairman of the Queensland Parliament’s ethics committee, has stepped down after he was caught sexting a picture of his penis “plonked in a glass of red wine” to his mistress of two years, the Courier-Mail reports. The dick pic reportedly came with the explanation that “he wanted a Red Wine …” (“he” being his thirsty genitalia). Downing has since apologized to his family and friends for the “shame and embarrassment I have caused you” and also to his colleagues for making them look like a bunch of schmucks by virtue of the fact that they worked with him. Downing was reportedly a “serial sexter” who occasionally took lewd selfies in his parliamentary annex office.