Andy Borowitz

Writer and comedian Andy Borowitz's work has appeared in Condé Nast Portfolio, the New Yorker and The New York Times. His Web site is BorowitzReport.com.

What Bernie Should Read in Jail

As the Ponzi king heads to prison, he suddenly has a lot of time on his hands. Andy Borowitz recommends five books that should keep him busy for the next 150 years.

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The Cheney Media Blitz You Didn't See

The former vice president's current media blitz begs a question: could he actually be planning a presidential run? Here are 8 signs you might be seeing "Cheney 2012."

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Ashley Dupré in Exile

This week's Newsweek cover story unfortunately focused on the least interesting person in the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal: Eliot Spitzer. As a public service, satirist Andy Borowitz has fabricated the following profile of the significantly more interesting Ashley Alexandra Dupré.

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Shabbat Sha-Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan tried converting to Judaism to save her relationship with Samantha Ronson. No surprise, says Andy Borowitz: Her movies are filled with subtle but rich Talmudic themes.

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Heinous Investment Advice

Some foolproof rules for the savvy investor: Hiding money in mattresses is too risky. Mothers can’t be trusted. And the average dog can beat the S&P 500.

Andy Borowitz

What Bernie Should Read in Jail

The Cheney Media Blitz You Didn't See

Ashley Dupré in Exile

Shabbat Sha-Lohan!

Heinous Investment Advice

How Big Is Obama's Package?