Love Supply and DemandCuba to Citizens: Have More SexCuba needs to copulate. Here’s how friends of Fidel, and other governments with population problems, try to encourage end-game intercourse.Bill Schulz
Dog Day AfternoonConfessions of the Coney Island Hot DogAhead of the Super Bowl of competitive eating, the foremost mascot for face-stuffers offers a behind-the scenes look at the dog-downers. And you thought the eaters felt uncomfortable. Bill Schulz
HOT HEAVYThis Is How You Run a Sex Museum For 12 years, Sarah Forbes curated the exhibits at New York’s Museum of Sex—a day job full of porn-watching and sex toys. Bill Schulz
REMEMBERBring Back This Britain-Bashing Holiday<p>Evacuation Day was once gloriously celebrated for when the British finally left precious New York. Then we got all mushy for the Anglos. Screw <em>Downton Abbey</em>, let’s bring it back!</p> Bill Schulz
Wild RideMy Ancestor Was Punk’d by Patriot's DayThe progeny of the forgotten patriot of Patriot’s Day is clear: He doesn’t revere Revere.Bill Schulz
Clear ResemblanceL. Ron Hubbard: The First Tea Partier?<p>HBO’s brutal Scientology takedown, <i>Going Clear</i>, and Ted Cruz’s presidential talking points have made one thing, well, clear: Both the Tea Party and Tom Cruise’s religion have a lot in common.<br> </p> Bill Schulz
Late-Night ChaosThe Guy Behind the Guy Behind 'Red Eye'A former FOX News correspondent/”repulsive sidekick” weighs in on his old boss leaving his old show.Bill Schulz
Wild & Crazy BeastsAnimals Under the InfluenceFrom zebra finches to chimpanzees, ’tis the season for animals who’ve imbibed just a bit too much. (And we’re not talking about that embarrassing uncle of yours.)Bill Schulz
OddballJoakim Noah on Weed, Weather & WinningThe hardest working man in the center business is all-world in both the backcourt and background. A journey into the mind of Joakim Noah—the heart, soul and mouth of your Chicago Bulls.Bill Schulz
