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Jesse Hassenger is a freelance writer and editor based in Brooklyn. He contributes to Paste, where he is an associate movies editor, as well as Decider, Inside Hook, Polygon, The Guardian, and Vulture, among others. In the past, he has written for The A.V. Club, The Week, and Nylon. You can hear his voice on The New Flesh Podcast and The SportsAlcohol.com Podcast.

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This Year’s Soapy Teen Thriller About Rich People’s Secrets

CRUEL SUMMER

The new series “We Were Liars” follows a teen girl who washes up on the shore of the island where her family vacations, with no memory of how she got there.

Jesse Hassenger | Published Jun 18, 2025

Miley Cyrus’ Latest Experimental Career Stunt Is Unnecessary

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

The singer is the latest pop star to try her hand at a “visual album.” It’s a nice collection of music videos, but hardly a concept piece.

Jesse Hassenger | Published Jun 11, 2025

The Scottish Netflix Crime Show That Will Be Your Obsession

McBINGE WATCH

Would you believe that this detective has some quirks?

Jesse Hassenger | Published May 29, 2025

Jessica Biel and Elizabeth Banks Face Off Over a Murder

SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS

Everyone is a suspect in “The Better Sister,” Prime Video’s pulpy thriller about estranged sisters caught in the middle of a murder investigation.

Jesse Hassenger | Published May 28, 2025

Brace Yourself: Gen Z Is Getting Its Own Version of ‘Girls’

GROWN-UPS

The jokes are funny and the cast is great in the new FX comedy “Adults,” but the suburban setting can’t match its predecessors’ big city charm.

Jesse Hassenger | Published May 27, 2025

‘Neighborhood Watch’ Is Too Quirky for Its Own Good

NOSY NEIGHBORS

By turns dramatic and absurd, the Jack Quaid and Jeffrey Dean Morgan two-hander seldom strikes the right tone.

Jesse Hassenger | Published Apr 25, 2025

Jacob Elordi’s Gay Romance Drama Finally Arrives

SECRETS AND LIES

Is it as steamy as we hoped?

Jesse Hassenger | Published Apr 24, 2025

Bowen Yang Is So Much Better Than His New Rom-Com

BOWEN YANQUET

Why cast the “SNL” star in a romantic comedy and then waste his talents?

Jesse Hassenger | Published Apr 18, 2025

Shocker: The Animated Movie About Talking Sneakers Is Bad

NEW KICKS, OLD TRICKS

“Toy Story” ripoff “Sneaks” is yet another case of what seems like a “30 Rock” joke about lazy Hollywood coming to life.

Jesse Hassenger | Published Apr 17, 2025

What in God’s Name Is the New Jesus Movie ‘King of Kings’?

WHAT THE DICKENS?

Oscar Isaac stars in an adaptation of the life and times of Jesus Christ, with computer animation that makes all your favorite Bible characters look like bobble-heads.

Jesse Hassenger | Published Apr 16, 2025

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