Junior, Eric, Ivanka, Lara and the rest of them are out in the cold now that these cold-blooded kids don’t have Dad’s stolen heat to warm their bellies.
Molly Jong-Fast is an editor-at-large for the Daily Beast, and the author of three books.
The dentist turned pol who might’ve helped plan the insurrection is loathed by fellow dentists and his own family, so of course Rep. Paul Gosar is a Republican in good standing.
This is maybe not the compelling defense that the congressman seems to think that it is.
The competition’s stiff, but Florida’s Baby Trump just might be winning the competition to pander most aggressively to the party’s deranged base.
The woman who shrieks about liberal privilege for a living oohs and ahhs over a staircase.
Rudy’s kid has never run for office before or done much else, but somehow he thinks that his last name and golfing with Donald Trump qualifies him to run the Empire State.
The House stooge running for the Senate, now with Trump’s enthusiastic endorsement, isn’t dog-whistling so much as plain old whistling.
Carlson knows anti-vaxxers have become a big part of Trump’s Republican Party and that they are easy marks as he hustles to up the ante and amp up the outrage.
Finally, there’s a network for men who wore out their welcome at famously woke Fox News.
After the FBI raids, Rudy’s raving about “jealous” agents and Andrew’s getting in on the act, too. Sad!