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Behold: Spinal KitKat Implantation

DR. FEELGOOD

As tasty as it is mesmerizing.

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In the race to create new and clickable content, our culture churns out a massive amount of nonsense under the guise of creativity. Every now and then, however, a real gem will rise to the surface. Such is the case with the Food Surgeon, who’s brilliant, hilarious, and no doubt delicious work stems from a place of ironic inspiration that so many snarky viral video creators can only strive to emulate on a second- or third-tier level.

Equally amazing are his notes, found on his blog at thefoodsurgeon.com.

0:05 - Maybe I should just eat this candy and make a video some other time?

0:07 - No, I'm a professional. I got this.

0:49 - Sloppy scalpel work. Better not get sued for malpractice.

2:32 - Totally going to eat this paper towel later.

3:33 - What have I created? Urge to eat patient is overwhelming.

3:40 - Patient is delicious.

3:51 - Patient is really, really delicious.

Watch the video above, and see you on the candy isle.

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