Berlusconi to Be Clooney's Neighbor

Wanted: huge villa, famous neighbors, must be able to hold bunga bungas, immunity from prosecution conferred to resident a bonus. Former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi finally bought the perfect mansion on Lake Como after a five-year search. It has 30 rooms, a tennis court a boat dock, and a Hollywood superstar neighbor: George Clooney. No word on the price tag, or that immunity: Berlusconi still faces charges that he paid for sex with underage Moroccan prostitute and belly dancer Karima El Mahrou, also known as "Ruby the Heart-Stealer."