Bruno Bares All For GQ

Everyone's favorite (mock) Austrian—Sacha Baron Cohen—poses nude on the cover of the men's magazine.

When men turn to this month’s GQ, they’ll find lists of tips on everything from grooming to fashion. But caveat emptor: the person doing the recommending is Brüno, Sacha Baron-Cohen’s latest incarnation as a gay Austrian fashionista. In his Jennifer Aniston-like all-nude photo shoot with the magazine, Bruno reveals his beauty secret: “ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.” And for all men wondering what to do, um, down there, Bruno insists: “Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo.”