
Then: POTUS
Now: Memoirist,
Highly-Paid Speaker,
Barney scooper
Status: Not forgiven, but no longer actively loathed

Then: Secretary of Defense
Now: Memoirist, D.C. Hermit
Status: Known unknown

Then: Co-President, or possibly President
Now: Memoirist,
Friend of Mike Allen
Status: Equally menacing but without the power

Then: Secretary of State
Now:
Sportswriter, Memoirist
Status: Still golden

Then: Counselor
Now:
Shadowy architect of the GOP’s midterm victory
Status: Scary in an inchoate sort of way

Then: Bush’s Brain
Now:
Shadowy architect of the GOP’s midterm victory, Fox News pundit, Memoirist
Status: The pudgy face of Republican evil

Then: Secretary of State
Now: Obama endorser, Bipartisan wise man
Status: Still holier-than-all-of-us

Then: Press Secretary
Now:
Snitch
Status: Heroic

Then: Corrupt Attorney General
Now: Second-Rate College Professor
Status: Everything Miguel Estrada isn’t

Then: Supreme Court Nominee
Now: Second-Rate Lawyer
Status: Thankfully obscure

Then: Bumbling FEMA Chief
Now:
Denver Shock Jock,
Disaster Consultant
Status: Nowhere to go but up

Then: Attorney Geneal
Now:
Hired Hack
Status: Irrelevant

Then: Secretary of Homeland Security
Now:
Hired hack
Status: Yellow alert

Then: Chief Speechwriter
Now: Washington Post pundit
Status: Bush preservationist

Then: architect of Bush’s re-election campaign,
Now: Gay Icon
Status: Confused

Then: First Lady
Now: Memoirist, Dallasite,
Highly Paid Public Speaker
Status: Weirdly unchanged

Then: Savior of Iraq
Now: Savior of Afghanistan
Status:
Possibly presidential

Then: First Daughters
Now: Humanitarian and Teacher/
Today Show correspondent
Status: Single and married

Then: Secretary of Defense
Now: Secretary of Defense
Status: The one thing Obama didn’t change

Then: Torture-Authorizing House Lawyer
Now: Berkeley Professor
Status: Grounded

Then: The good brother
Now: Party wise man, presidential timber
Status: Good and rising

Then: Murderous dictator of Iraq
Now: Dead dictator of Iraq
Status: Over

Then: Venezuelan president who smelled sulfur around Bush
Now: Ditto, with Obama
Status: Still a nuisance

Then: Wacko President of Iran
Now: Wacko President of Iran
Status: Clownish

Then: Presidential Pretender, 2004
Now: Environmentalist,
Scott Brown’s Biking Partner
Status: Footnote

Then: Presidential Pretender, 2000
Now: Environmentalist, Nobel Laureate
Status:
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