Size Matters

C-SPAN Pranksters Want to Know How Big Mitt Romney's Penis Is

C-SPAN may finally be becoming edgy, whether it wants to or not. The typically staid politically driven cable news network has recently been inundated with prank calls inquiring about the size of Mitt Romney’s penis. Over the past three days, callers have gotten on air with serious questions about things like Newt Gingrich’s campaign and the New Hampshire primary, only to ruffle C-SPAN hosts’ and their guests’ feathers by turning the topic of discussion to Romney’s penis size. Although all three of the “callers” so far have given different names, Mediaite suspects there may just be one culprit with a variety of identities.