John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are your friends who just saw Fifty Shades of Grey and, ugh, won't stop turning everything into a joke about it.
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We are prepared to offer a very large reward to anyone who can tell us excatly what Meryl Streep and J. Lo discussed with each other during commercial breaks.
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Reese Witherspoon wants you to know that she looks absolutely stunning in her Tom Ford gown, but please DO NOT ask her about her Tom Ford gown!
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Jesus Leto is thrilled to be attending the Oscars.
Gwyneth Paltrow is Very Proud to show you that she is wearing the World's Largest Corsage on Oscar night.
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Everything really is awesome for the Lonely Island gang, especially their powder blue tuxedos! They're dressed like dorks, but on purpose! How fun!
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The carpet matches the drapes matches the dress.
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True story: Kerry Washington has absolutely no idea who it is that she is posing for a picture next to.
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(Envelope) truly was the Best Picture of the year.
The French are weird.
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