Here, we have veritable proof that glass windows aren’t the only thing threatening to dishevel Justin Bieber’s immaculate locks. “My dream! I messed up @JustinBieber’s hair!!!!!” Kim Kardashian tweeted.
A superfan of the Golden Girls herself, even Katy Perry was put to shame by this admirer’s enthusiasm. “this is devotion.” Perry tweeted. At least she knows it.
Sometimes a celeb’s gotta pay tribute to the fans that keep her in the spotlight, but the singer takes homage to another level: “They brought me these bracelets and wrote on my arm as the hours passed. 14.5 hour meet and greet. Today was love.” Some say patience is a virtue, but fourteen and a half hours? That’s plain excessive.
The model tweeted “Cheers to getting asked out w @XtinaArgentina in the hotel lobby while drinking mimosas & minding our own business.” OK, so maybe the geography and accessories are snazzier than typical for regular gals, but clearly, in some ways, supermodels are just like us: compelled to pretend to be flattered when hit on by random dudes.
True Blood’s got a true fan in Lohan. But after some talk of her guest starring on the hit HBO series, it turns out that the show may not be a fan of hers. “Not in the foreseeable future,” Ryan Kwanten told E! News when asked if LiLo might make a cameo. Oof! That’s gotta hurt considering Linds was celebrating the season three premiere with this True Blood themed ice-cream cake: “#TrueBloodcake thanks #carvelicecream and me”
“Martha and heather at the twtcon conference showing off their bowed shoes about to take the stage,” we were informed by Martha Stewart’s official Twitter page. Is it comforting or unsettling to know that Martha Stewart remains dedicated to her signature muted color palate, all the way down to her pedicure? The polish is probably named something like “rustic reclaimed wooden furniture.”
When Perez Hilton accused Lily Allen of getting wasted at a soccer match in May, she retorted that she was sitting next to her grandpa. A tweet war of sorts began, relatively mild considering how internet wars often go, and this month Allen posted an adorable picture of her granddad.
The Idol judge subbed as a weather girl, and it looks like the power went straight to her head. “I’ve decided that it will be sunny in Chicago. You’re welcome,” she declared. At least this dictator is benevolent.
Model—and Madonna’s ex-boyfriend—Jesus Luz must have really enjoyed his DJ gig. “I wont forget!” he tweeted. Madonna reportedly helped kick-start the Brazilian’s music career. Perhaps Luz’s inscrutable comment is a reference to the relationship torn asunder.
Maybe this is a sign that ironic hyperbole should go quietly into the night. “The CBS gang got me perhaps the coolest gift ever - the actual Immunity Idol from Survivor: China!” the actor tweeted. Ever? Poor NPH must have had some terrible birthdays.
The actor still has the hots for his “Supermom” wife of more than two decades, Rita Wilson. “What a dish!” Hanks tweeted. Adorable.
A die-hard fan is born. Maria Menounos may live in Hollywood, but her allegiance lies to the east, as you can see by her many, many tweets with pictures of herself in Celtic fan-garb. The bikini may be the wrong color, but who’s counting? It’s the beer-cozy that counts!
Snug as two bugs in a rug… or a blanket. But wait! Hilary Rhoda and her friend were wearing the same blanket as the guy behind them! Who wears it better, them or him?
