Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Reach Custody Agreement

Just as Charlie Sheen’s live tour, dubbed “My Violent Torpedo of Truth,” gets under way, the former CBS sitcom star of Two and a Half Men has formalized a custody agreement with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller over their twin sons, Bob and Max, according to TMZ. According to documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Sheen gets the twins every other weekend for the first two months, from Saturday morning to Monday morning. Then, if Sheen and Mueller remain drug-free, Sheen gets the twins every other weekend, as well as Wednesday morning to Thursday morning. Meanwhile, both parents must submit to random drug testing three times a month, and their regular nannies must be present at all times with them when they have the kids. Charlie’s “goddesses,” Natalie Kenly and ex-porn star Bree Olson, cannot show public displays of affection toward the kids, and neither Sheen nor Mueller can be photographed around the kids with a romantic counterpart. Winning?