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Just this month, when President Obama unveiled Bo the Portuguese water dog to an adoring public, he promised to make walking the dog a family affair. “We all have to take turns...We’re trying to be responsible dog owners,” the president said. Apparently being the first family takes up a lot of time, because Dale Haney, the White House horticulturalist, has been tending to the “presidential pooch” as of late. Haney, in fact, has tended to all first pets since Nixon’s Irish setter. Michelle has said the puppy is a handful and has woken up the family several times—could Bo be in the dog house? For now, everyone, including Haney, has no comment. Rest assured, faithful reader, we’re following this story closely.