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Oh well, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady couldn’t bring home another Super Bowl win. But his wife, supermodel Gisele Bündchen, didn’t take it in stride. To be fair, somebody had taunted her, yelling out “Eli owns your husband!” while she was leaving the stadium, referring to New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning, who’s beat Brady twice in the big game. That was enough for her to lose her patience. “You [have] to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she said, caught on video. “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” Last week Bündchen reportedly emailed her friends and family, asking them to pray for her “Tommy,” but God apparently was too busy to answer. The Patriots lost to the Giants 21–17. The New England receivers were already contrite (“I let the team down,” Wes Welker said), so don’t pile it on, Gisele.