Santorum's Google Problem Solved

Rick Santorum's campaign announced proudly Friday that it had solved its Google problem. The problem, of course, was the fact that whenever the presidential candidate's name was entered into the search engine, the top result had been a link to a made-up definition of the word "Santorum." This search result was perpetuated by sex columnist Dan Savage, who launched an attack on Santorum after he famously linked homosexuality to bestiality. But after months of campaigning, Rick Santorum the person has become more relevant and his campaign website now ranks at the top of Google.