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Good news: the baby is now breathing on his own. A group of kids in New Jersey found the newborn baby boy in a plastic shopping bag yesterday after someone threw him in the trash. He was approximately three months premature. The superintendent, who usually kicks children out of the courtyard, said “thank God they were back there.” New Jersey law allows for unwanted newborns to be left at a hospital anonymously to avoid tragic situations like these.