Boitano prepares the cornmeal mixture for his "Polenta with Spicy Sausage and Red Pepper Relish Bites" which he says convinced a group of women to fall in love with his friend Tony. "I'm big on parties where you pass appetizers around. Then you get a little taste of everything." The relish, Boitano exclaims, "is totally bodacious."
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The author pitches in by swirling some eggs around. It was very hard work.
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Boitano crafted an all-bacon menu for a group of roller derby girls that he met at a bar. "They were drinking bacon-bourbon martinis, and I invited them over for dinner, and they said, 'Make us bacon!'" So I made bacon corn muffins, bacon apple tarts, and candied bacon. There was a lot of meat."
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To put the savory cream cheese frosting on his bacon corn muffins, Boitano suggests a home ec trick of cutting off the corner of a Ziplock bag to make a de facto pastry bag. "It's little shortcuts like these that I hope I can teach people."
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Boitano, a new Food Network host, is still enamored with the treats he makes. Here, he hoists a corn muffin up to the camera, flashing his gold medal smile.
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The bacon corn muffins, complete with bacon bits and chives. These lasted all of 20 minutes during the shoot.
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If there is one recipe that Boitano is truly proud of, it's his sweet red pepper relish with mustard seeds. "Don't you LOVE the relish?" he asked. And also: "The relish is your favorite, right? It's my favorite too. Tell me it's your favorite." The man can land a Salchow and make a great condiment. What can't he do?
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Boitano conjured up his Mediterranean roots when slicing up spicy sausage for his polenta bites: "My father can eat a pound of pasta in one sitting."
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The skater is as graceful in the kitchen as on the ice--here, he stirs the relish after frying up cornmeal squares. "Cooking is like choreography. It's all layers."
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Boitano shows the author his secret method for perfectly garnishing polenta squares. Not that we can share it with you.
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Boitano admits to not eating much of the heavy food he prepares. "I mostly eat fish. But I'm saving my own diet for a special episode of the show."
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Relish, parsley, sausage, and polenta. All who tried it went back for 10 more.
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