Dennis Rodman Apologizes

According a statement from Dennis Rodman’s public relations firm, the former basketball player is apologizing for comments he made about imprisoned U.S. missionary Kenneth Bae. “I embarrassed a lot of people. I’m very sorry. At this point I should know better than to make political statements. I’m truly sorry.” The PR firm said Rodman had been drinking on a stressful day when he made the comments on CNN. Not one for long apologies, Rodman is now allegedly on a plane where he is to headed to a new, multimillion-dollar ski resort in North Korea.