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Drunk Chicago Man Steals Ambulance

This guy needed to be in the back of an ambulance, not behind the wheel. Chicago police say an intoxicated 37-year-old man stole an empty ambulance from a hospital this weekend, sped off, and promptly crashed it just over a mile away. He also crashed into several vehicles. The man was brought back to the hospital in an ambulance—it’s not clear if it was the same one that he hijacked—where he was treated for minor injuries. Charges against him are pending.