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‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’: The Perfect Game to Get Lost in During Quarantine

ANOTHER GIRL, ANOTHER PLANET
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The new PS4 game provides a stunning diversion.

Why’s this whole thing gotta be such a big pain in the ass? This question asked by Barret Wallace, an eco-terrorist with biceps larger than my head and a minigun where his right hand should be, articulated something I’d been wondering for several of the preceding 25 hours.

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