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German Bomb Scare Actually a Sex Toy

A gambling hall in eastern Germany was evacuated and investigated due to a bomb scare Tuesday night, but the suspicious “humming sound” turned out to be coming from a sex toy. The Guardian reports that a bomb squad cleared nearly 100 people from the facility, nearby areas, and even closed off a street during the event. It turned out that a battery-powered penis ring was vibrating a trashcan in the men’s bathroom.