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Gwyneth Paltrow Annoys Neighbors

In trouble for building an extra-large fence.

Despite much evidence of her perfection, world’s most beautiful woman Gyneth Paltrow may actually be the world's worst neighbor. That is, at least, according to those who reside beside her in the Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles. While all of her commoner neighbors must keep their driveway gates at the regulatory height of six feet, Lady Gwyneth has scoffed at the rules and built hers three feet taller. Apparently, Paltrow's nine-foot fence has become so offensive to those who have to drive or walk by it everyday that someone finally reported her to the city Department of Building and Safety. She now faces a $900 penalty if she doesn't fix the fence, which, if she weren't concerned with being universally loved even by her neighbors, she could probably cough up easily and continue to keep out the riffraff at whatever height she likes.