With his sculpted bare torso, movie star resemblances and man-in-charge persona, is it any wonder that Republican vice-presidential nominee Paul Ryan has become a pop-culture phenomenon? One clever Twitter user sure thinks so. In a spin on the “Hey Girl” meme popularized by F**k Yeah Ryan Gosling and Feminist Ryan Gosling, the feed uses Paul Ryan’s voice to dish out some political come-ons—and they tend to be less than flattering. Read the top 12 tweets from “the better Paul Ryan.”
Hey girl, my body fat is around 6-8%, which will also be Mitt's tax rate under my new plan for America.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 17, 2012
Hey girl, you look so cute when you're losing your reproductive rights.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 14, 2012
Hey girl, I hope you're middle class because I'm totally ready to screw you.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 11, 2012
Hey girl, I know I'm only 42, but my ideas on women's rights are over 500 years old.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 12, 2012
Hey girl, you don't need access to healthcare, my warm, soft kisses will make you well.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 14, 2012
Hey girl, want to come over and look at my birth certificate?
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 12, 2012
Hey girl, let's get hella crazy tonight and sneak caffeine into Mitt's water bottle!
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 14, 2012
Hey girl, I don't believe in global warming. But I do believe in snuggles.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 12, 2012
Hey girl, Rage Against the Machine says they don't like me as much as I like them. Clearly, they've never seen me do shirtless pushups.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 17, 2012
Hey girl, I can control government spending, but I can't control...my feelings. Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 14, 2012
Hey girl, I may be conservative in my policies, but I'll always be liberal with my butterfly kisses.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 12, 2012
Hey girl, don't let the personhood issue get you down. You still get to choose what to make for dinner tonight.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 12, 2012
