The strangest celebrity feud ever? Paris Hilton’s younger brother, Barron Hilton, is blaming Lindsay Lohan for an early Friday morning fight that left him bruised and bloodied. Lohan, for her part, spent Saturday holed up in a Miami hotel room. Hilton said Lohan ordered the attack after he criticized her to her “current boytoy.” Oh and apparently this all happened after an all-night party at a lavish rented mansion on Star Island. Hilton allegedly named Lohan as his attacker in a police report. Any bets to how huge this will get before another intervention from Oprah?