Intermediate French II
Barnard College
This half-Moroccan hipster moonlights as Dave-1—one half of the electro-dance outfit
Chromeo—and educates students in the language of love by day. If that isn’t enough street cred for you, he’s the former music editor of Vice magazine, and his brother is the celebrated DJ A-Trak.
Women in Theater: Issues for the 21st Century
Princeton University
In 2006, Professor Wolff was voted the hottest professor in the
Ivy League by IvyGate. We’d be the Romeo to her Juliet any day of the week.
Social and Ethical Issues in Science, Technology, Environment, and Medicine
University of Oklahoma
We’d love to cross some social and ethical boundaries with this leather jacket-clad Brit with an ear full of piercings and a tattoo of a dragon on the side of his head.
Lecturer – Intensive English
Pratt Institute
An M.A. recipient from Columbia University whose thesis was nominated for an Apple Award, Professor Dawn can lecture us in
Intensive English anytime.
Assistant Professor of Chemistry
Ohio Northern University
Professor Zimmerman educates budding scientists in the art of organic synthesis. Yes, he’s a master of chemistry, in every sense of the word.
Spanish & Portuguese Studies
University of Georgia
He’s fluent in the decidedly sexy tongues of Spanish and Portuguese, with a body to match. Dios mío!
Assistant Professor of Economics
Wellesley College
Not only is she tall and slender with piercing green eyes, but this Russian beauty is also an economics whiz, holding graduate degrees from both M.I.T. and Harvard. Also, one of her favorite quotes comes from Shakespeare: “All men are bad, and in their badness reign.”
Illustration
Rhode Island School of Design
An illustrator, painter, and teacher, this talented multi-hyphenate likes to travel the world in search of
artistic inspiration, and is a fan of both
Garden State and Sufjan Stevens. Plus, he’s got a freaky side— if
his artwork is any indication.
Assistant Professor of Rhetoric and Composition
Louisiana State University
Brooke was incredibly surprised we had chosen her. But a hot professor who counts Talking Heads, classic movies, and
Sunday Night Football among her interests? Don’t be modest.
Bio 231: Anatomy and Physiology
Frostburg State University
With his fratboy all-American looks, this youthful professor knows human anatomy like the back of his hand.
Assistant Professor, Finance and Economics Division
Columbia University Business School
This business school professor is a regular
Zohan, for not only does he hold a Ph.D. from M.I.T., but also served as a combat medic for the Israeli Defense Force.
Assistant Professor of Geology
Nicholls State University
This Brazilian beauty specializes in marine geoscience and coastal geomorphology. We have no idea what any of that means, because all we hear is
this song playing in our heads.
Graduate Level Seminar on Leadership
Yale University
This badass, retired four-star Army general could teach you a thing or two about discipline.
