When you gotta go, you gotta go? Superstar Justin Bieber, far too cool to use an ordinary bathroom like the common man, relieved himself in the back of a nightclub's restaurant kitchen earlier this year, according to a tape published by TMZ. The leaked video shows the singer in a pair of ill-conceived pants, peeing into a mop bucket as his posse cheers him on. “That's the coolest spot to piss,” a friend offers. “You know, you’ll forever remember that!” After the urination party, the teen dream runs, laughing from the scene, pausing only to exclaim “Fuck Bill Clinton!” as he squirts a framed photo of the former president with blue cleaner. Stay classy, Biebs. Let’s hope someone changed the water before they cleaned the floors.