Justin Bieber Pees in Mop Bucket

When you gotta go, you gotta go? Superstar Justin Bieber, far too cool to use an ordinary bathroom like the common man, relieved himself in the back of a nightclub's restaurant kitchen earlier this year, according to a tape published by TMZ. The leaked video shows the singer in a pair of ill-conceived pants, peeing into a mop bucket as his posse cheers him on. “That's the coolest spot to piss,” a friend offers. “You know, you’ll forever remember that!” After the urination party, the teen dream runs, laughing from the scene, pausing only to exclaim “Fuck Bill Clinton!” as he squirts a framed photo of the former president with blue cleaner. Stay classy, Biebs. Let’s hope someone changed the water before they cleaned the floors.