OUT OF SIGHTEiffel Tower Staff Strike Amid Shock Order to Female WorkersThe directive related to a visit by a religious group.William Vaillancourt
TRIUMPHCéline Dion Stuns at Bonkers Olympics Opening CeremonyAfter four hours of soaked athletes, singing Marie Antoinette heads, and a befeathered Lady Gaga, Dion made her emotional return to singing. We’re still crying.Kevin Fallon
GRAVE QUESTIONSRussia Suspected in Eiffel Tower Coffin StuntThe incident has also been liked to the defacement of a Holocaust memorial in the city. Dan Ladden-Hall
LANDMARK VICTORYParis Olympic Medals Are Made From Bits of the Eiffel TowerAn official said the idea is to give athletes the chance to “bring back a piece of Paris with them.”Dan Ladden-Hall
ALL FOR NAUGHTGuinness Spurns Man’s 8-Year Matchstick Eiffel Tower ProjectRepresentatives for Guinness said their ruling was based on the fact that the matches Richard Plaud used are not commercially available.Brett Bachman
LANDMARK CASEDrunk U.S. Tourists Caught Sleeping on the Eiffel TowerProsecutors say the pair “got stuck because of how drunk they were.”Dan Ladden-Hall
FOOL ME ONCE...The Washington Post Exposes Best 2023 April Fools’ TricksSadly, no, Delaware is not erecting a 100-foot statue in Aubrey Plaza’s honor.Katie Hawkinson
SACRE BLEUParis to Switch Off Eiffel Tower Early to Cut Energy CostsThe City of Light will go dark hours earlier than usual.William O’Connor
CLOSEDEiffel Tower Shuts Amid Coronavirus PandemicThe Paris monument closed to the public as France deals with at least 2,800 confirmed cases of the virus.Julia Arciga
LE JACKASSEiffel Tower Closed After Man Attempts to Climb Iconic TowerFirefighters and a “climbing specialist” are reportedly on the scene.Julia Arciga
REMEMBRANCEThe World Mourns With BelgiumMemorials from Brussels to Rome to New York’s Union Square paid tribute to the victims of Monday’s senseless act of terror.The Daily Beast