Norway

Marius Borg Høiby conceded that he was drunk and on drugs when he attacked his girlfriend and destroyed her apartment earlier this month.

The future king’s stepson, 27, was reportedly placed in solitary confinement after the alleged incident.

The historic move will be punished with “severe consequences,” Israel’s foreign minister said.

And he did it by dressing—basically—as a salmon.

They are the young, beautiful, female royals who are trading ballgowns for combat fatigues.

Norway’s King Harald is now on sick leave from his royal duties.