King Charles’ Equerry ‘Major Johnny’ Causes Mass Horniness—Again
Major Johnny Thompson, aka “Major eye candy,” was on hand at the Coronation helping King Charles with his garments—much to his many admirers’ delight.

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King Charles’ Equerry, Major Johnny Thompson, first came to public attention around the time of the queen’s funeral. On Saturday at the coronation, Thompson, of the 5th Battalion Royal Regiment of Scotland, was visible again—much to the delight of his fans, the New York Post reported. Thompson previously served Queen Elizabeth, his fans praising his striking good looks in pictures from the week of her death. Some called him “Major eye candy.” “Major Johnny Thompson, looking hot AF,” one Twitter user wrote, accompanying some footage of Thompson helping Charles with his Coronation garments.
Major Johnny Thompson, looking hot af. ❤️🔥😂 pic.twitter.com/aD3QUYb9ym
— NomoreUD (@NoMoreUD) May 6, 2023
“Never been more jealous of the king,” wrote another, with an image of Thompson helping Charles adjust his golden robe. “I would camp out on The Mall in the rain without a tent for three days for a glimpse of this man,” said another. Thompson has been married to his wife Caroline since 2010, the Post reported. They have a young son.
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