Life in the angst-strewn metropolis of The Hills, can take quite an emotional toll on a young socialite. It's a relief to know that after yet another day of forbidden hookups and foundering friendships, L.C. has a steaming plate of comfort food to come home to. “Mama Lo made me dins!” she tweeted.
Here we have a fabulously macabre photo posted by “pop star on ice” Johnny Weir, who recently told Vanity Fair that he wants to reinvent himself “in the style of Madonna and Lady Gaga.” But with reinvention comes a death of sorts. The cause of Weir’s mock-demise: “Death by disco ball,” he tweeted.
While Modern Family fans may be lamenting the sitcom's summertime intermission, some have reason to hoot and holler, thanks to this photo of the sultry Vergara. To the actress's delight, and that of her many admirers, she plans on remaining garment-averse for the duration of her stay. “This is going to be my uniform for the next 2 weeks!!! Yeeeiiii,” she tweeted.
Actor and 30 Seconds to Mars frontman Jared Leto poses with his older brother (and drummer) Shannon Leto at a show in New York City. Jared tweeted “beautiful,” proving that behind those steely blues and that alt-rock exterior is a mushy gushy brother-lover.
This week in Internet memes that have failed to catch on: Danny DeVito's “Troll Foot.” Over the past month or so, the Troll Foot has made environmental statements, posed with the Jonas Brothers, appeared in floor seats at a Lakers game, and crashed what appears to be a bat mitzvah. This week, the foot is taking a reprieve from life in the fast lane, enjoying a cup of tea before mounting another attack on pop culture.
Actress Rumer Willis, eldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, lends new meaning to the term dog-pile while smothering her tiny terrier with affection. “My little mama,” she tweeted.
William Shatner achieved cultural icon status for his role as Captain Kirk on Star Trek. But in life, as on the USS Enterprise, he’s nothing without the help of Captain Kathryn Janeway (played by Kate Mulgrew). “Thinking inside the box on the streets of New York while waiting for Kate Mulgrew,” he tweeted.
Canadian fashion model Coco Rocha has no shortage of doting fans, but one reigns supreme: her mother. "This is what awaits me whenever I come home to Moms house... the Coco Shrine –" she tweeted.
Oh my! Tea-time just got scandalous. Ever-the-iconoclast, Lady Gaga poses with a personalized ceramic cup. She didn’t tweet anything, and why should she really? The beverage speaks for itself.
Uh oh, looks like more complaints for Apple. Here, comedian Sarah Silverman’s iPhone displays a litany of blank emails. “You're right, iPhone, I'm just paranoid. I'm not looking at emails from no one dated 1969,” she tweeted.
Ashton Kutcher is a lot of things: male model, actor, heartthrob, funny guy, husband, and Twitterer extraordinaire. But here’s one moniker you may not have thought of: “President of Pop Culture.” Add it to the list—he’s got the luggage to prove it. “My official briefcase has arrived…” he tweeted.
Since Coco’s taken leave of his desk chair at The Tonight Show, he’s been able to spread his wings a bit. After two months on The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour, he briefly alighted on stage in Manchester, Tennessee. “at Bonnaroo, pointing out the last functioning Porta Potty,” he tweeted.
Swimsuit supermodel Brooklyn Decker, recently crowned Esquire’s 2010 “Sexiest Woman Alive,” has some advice for her legions of female followers. “Ladies, wanna turn your man on?” she tweeted, "Wear this to bed." We fell for it and clicked the link—and all we got was this lousy cat T-shirt.
As lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls, sultry siren Nicole Scherzinger has some serious pipes. Before going on air for the television talent show X Factor, she tweeted, “Singing my heart out on the world's smallest microphone.”
