Man Banned from Every Library on Earth

And that's why you don't masturbate in libraries, folks. A 20-year-old Wisconsin man has been banned from "all the libraries on the face of the earth" as a condition of his $1,000 bond, after being accused of openly masturbating in the Racine Public Library last week. Tyree S. Carter has been charged with misdemeanor counts of lewd behavior and disorderly conduct. Investigators were told Carter was not trying to conceal his act, and was committing the act out in the open--but for what it's worth, he did apologize to responding police officers.