Uh huh.

Missing Irish Real Estate Mogul Found Shoeless

An Irish real estate mogul has been found after being reported missing last year. Kevin McGeever told Irish authorities he had been abducted in his mansion by masked intruders. McGeever said he didn't remember much from after that, just that they demanded a ransom but wasn't sure if it was given. He was discovered shoeless in the middle of a country road by a couple driving by.

Somehow, this story doesn't seem add up.