Someone tell Neil Strauss that his mini-me has been discovered: 9-year-old Alec Greven’s 46-page How to Talk to Girls was published by HarperCollins after he sold the book at a school fair. A few gems from Chapter Three: "It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry," snd "Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil." And boys: "Comb your hair and don't wear sweats." Greven has also finished a children's book on the Watergate scandal [!]. He plans to remain single until middle school.
Read it at The New York Post
