Obama: ‘Scared of My Wife’

President Obama still hasn’t learned about those hot mikes. The president was caught on microphone Monday night saying he quit smoking because he’s scared of the first lady. “I haven’t had a cigarette in probably six years,” Obama said to a United Nations official. “That’s because I’m scared of my wife.” Good luck going back home now, Obama. He must really miss cigarettes: “probably six years” is likely closer to three, given comments Michelle Obama made in 2011.