Ocean Tries to Drown Anne Hathaway

That was no act! Oscar-winning actress Anne Hathaway was rescued by a local surfer after getting caught in a riptide in Hawaii yesterday. The surfer swan to rescue her after hearing her screams, but unfortunately while en route to safety, Hathaway cut her foot on a reef. And there, for the world to see, husband Adam Shulman sucked her bleeding toes (one assumes for possible toxins).