Pippa Had a FAKE Butt, Claims French Royal Expert

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It was, for one very special day, the most famous butt on Earth—but now a French royal journalist has made the shocking claim that Pippa Middleton was wearing a fake butt to give her derriere the perfect proportions during the royal wedding three years ago.

Ah, to the tower with you, Monsieur!

Kate’s sister—who comprehensively stole the show at the royal wedding three years ago with her figure-hugging McQueen gown—“had a false bottom” under her dress, French royal watcher Stephane Bern claimed on his France 2 TV show.

“I repeat it: She had a false bottom. You take her away from that and she has normal buttocks,” he said. “It was an optical illusion. She knew there were a billion people watching. It was the moment to show it.”

Bern, 50, a Knight of the Order of Grimaldi in Monaco and a friend of the Euro aristocracy—made the claim as the Duchess of Cambridge’s 30-year-old sister made a trip to the vineyards of Bordeaux.

He provided no evidence for his extraordinary allegation.

Pippa, a food columnist for Waitrose Kitchen magazine, traveled to southwest France to visit the Médoc wine vineyards.