Say it ain’t so! Levi Johnston, baby daddy to Bristol Palin’s one and only and poster-boy extraordinaire is living high and dry—off his mom—in Alaska. The Playgirl cover boy is reportedly broke and living with his mother after allegedly squandering more than $1 million on items like guns, boats, and four-wheelers. Sources revealed that Johnston hasn’t given any child support to Bristol in two years and has little contact with his son. With another bundle of joy on the way—he’s expecting a daughter with current girlfriend Sunny Oglesby—it’s unclear what he’ll do next to make ends meet. Chippendales?!