Ron Paul Used To Be Sexy

There’s nothing like a man in uniform—Ron Paul, specifically, in uniform circa 1963 on a red bike with his towhead son Rand Paul. The former GOP presidential candidate looks like he’s living the American dream in a grassy, cookie-cutter suburban town in what is likely Texas, or perhaps a suburb of Pittsburgh, where the Pauls lived before they moved to the Lone Star State. He also sort of resembles Don Draper, posing in a photograph that makes him seem like the perfect father even though he’s never changed a diaper in his life. Then again, we could be reading way too much into this, but it’s Thursday and we’re in love with vintage Ron Paul.