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Russian Teen Arrested for WMD

A Russian 19-year-old in Pennsylvania was arrested for having a personal lab of chemicals that would put Walter White to shame. Vladislav Miftakhov was found with one pound of atomized magnesium and one pound of Chinese potassium perchlorate. He was charged with possessing a weapon of mass destruction, risking a catastrophe, and drug-related offenses. Miftakhov said he was planning to blow things up, but only in empty fields. Five marijuana seedlings and grow light were also found.