Here's the latest raunch from Italy, folks: recorded conversations of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and the escort Patrizia D'Addario in the midst of a lengthy love session. The whispered words are there for all to read, and include such gems as "A young man would have come in a second... I mean he would have come... Young men usually have a lot of pressure..." and Berlusconi's off-putting response: "But if you will you allow me... (muffled) I believe it is a family thing." The 72-year-old Berlusconi also offers some wise advice to maintain sexual health: "You should have sex with yourself. You should touch yourself often." There are other recordings of Berlusconi giving a private tour to D'Addario of his infamous Spanish villa. Yet one nagging question looms over all the others: Exactly where did she stash the recorder?