Situation Can’t Bare Abs in Rehab

It’s an ab-omination! Jersey Shore star Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino is banned from turning rehab at Cirque Lodge in Utah into a gun show, according to TMZ. Guidelines at the facility make sleeveless T-shirts taboo and ripped jeans verboten and explicitly state that “abdominal exposure” is a no-no. What this means is that whether or not rehab works, going cold turkey on his uninhibited Shore lifestyle may mean that the Situation will still come out suffering withdrawal.